It's also a ripoff of my traditional halloween costume, the ol' "glass-eye-in-the-asshole"

Same here- and i do the same with books - couple of chapters at most. I can't just burn through a novel in weekend and actually absorb any of it.

far less so than "netflix and chill".

Heil-five, please.

Grab 'em by the tittay, Corbyn!

you'll just ruin your knees and get cancer doing that.

What is "hate-watching"? Who has time for watching shit they don't like? Or is it a reference to the self-loathing you must feel after watching tv for 12 hours straight?

"I found this backstage…oversized hat. it's funny. it's funny because it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat."

That's right, give him the ol' karate treatment! Haaki-saaki-chop!

I beg to differ on that Final Ranking. #2 should be the episode of where the mummy is looking for that kooky egyptian coin, and it turns out being Dr. Najib the whole time.

BOOM! Roasted!

Yeah, but then I'd have to.. well, you know.. into a cup? In the middle of the day??

"heh, these fools… they think we're slaving away here at AVC Towers, writing content, but these GJI articles practically write themselves!" - Dan Neilan

How long are we going to milk this joke?

Vedder, you are a good dude. Putting you on a pandora station right now to finish out this workday.

go ninja, go ninja, GO!

It's like it's saying "My name is Dick, and you can touch me."

So do i need to step up security for my collection of Steve Harvey's Funderdome action figures?

It's a sailboat.

I was at a wedding last summer and there was a guy there that looked exactly like Jean-Ralphio… He walked past and i just go "the woooOOoorst!" loud enough for him to hear. He kinda looked over and chuckled in a way that I'm not sure if it actually was Jean-Ralphio or he just understood the reference and why i was…