Adam Scott, AKA Anna Kendrick with 5 o'clock shadow.

At least Barsanti didn't try working a ham-fisted Trump screed into this article.

I watched this a month or two back, fully prepared for a "horrible movie" with an awful Leslie Jones.

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.

You're probably referring to the Ghost of Easy E. He's just a cantankerous ass, stick around long enough you'll learn to ignore him too. Or tell him to go back to Cantankerous Asslandia.

Hey, half of mine are fake too. High-five, Trump!

Close. He's Wang Chunging (tonight).

That will still put her at 3.

I was totally grossed out by that red death rictus. And then i saw the severed trump head!

But, did he come all over her back?

I was wondering where this feature went. Did it always come out on Sundays? I usually read at work and don't always see it on Monday. Time to catch up on some older ones!

What's a Nubian?

forget the coat! get your game on and go play!

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to another patron. Orders a beer and says to the seated patron "Rough day, I need this beer."
The other patron just says "mmph" and nods, obviously a little inebriated.
"So what do you do?" asks the guy, trying to start a conversation.
"I'm an architect", says the patron.
"Oh,…

Waiting patiently for the study that links Radio Shack asking for your phone number when you bought batteries to its tragic downfall.

Howard Stern was definitely a positive encouragement for the youth:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I listen to it for the articles.

Or a dickthumb.

He needs to have some reason for people to keep talking to/about him.

I still haven't forgiven him for drugging those poor women.