Favorite Beckham moment: Commercial a few years back featuring him standing around in his Calvin Klein underwear. My daughter, 4 or 5 at the time, saw this on TV and just made one comment- "That guy wears panties." and went back to playing.

That's GOLD, Jerry!

I try to use this line as often as possible. A+ would read again.

I'm going to name my dick "Potsch Boyd"

Did he warn all liberal arts graduates not to do a police drama as a musical?

It's University of Minnesota. They only offer the Lutefisk Plan.

The elephants were strictly for the toy tie-ins…kids love elephant toys!

It has 14 one-hour long episodes describing Nynaeve tugging at her braid and "skirts divided for riding".

"Following this shakeup in the upper echelons of power, Fandor, long the 'Entertainment 720' of streaming services, has also changed it's slogan to Good Films, Slightly Damaged."

That's a marshmallow. I'm going to go back to my cell phone.

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They were mad because they had to work a double shift at Cinnabon.

WWE alum, where he shaved someone's head..
goddamn it, so no President Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake? Screw you, 2017!!

with three more guys in white and red striped shirts singing in harmony.

Much like a Soundgarden song, I thought Chris Cornell would keep going on forever. Will miss him! Going to watch Singles tonight for sure.

"I don't care what your momma says, Christmastime is heeeere!"

i would have guessed his briefcase was filled with sleeves of ritz crackers.

roid rage is a hell of a thing.

Season Six- amid falling ratings, they introduce Cousin Oliver to the gang.

Here comes tony randall, he's a ber-ser-ker!