When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Alright, Chris Matthews, that's enough…

i don't think so- it didn't end with "SAD!"

Those people always trying to stop the whalers? I doubt that!

"Ah, this pleases me." - A booty, presumably

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

This is not a comic book store, m'lady.

Then they'll just bring it back in 10 years as a gritty reboot.

V8, Green Giant, and BoPeep Crook Company are already lined up to sponsor.

Why not give people what they really want? Just a show where they can watch really shitty singers get the boot. After the auditions, does anyone give a shit? At that point they're all passable anyway.

if you're nasty.

That's why i prefer the Phillips Easy-Wake Foghorn

I think it was a ham-fisted wordplay attempt on dump trucks.

​There are hoary eldritch things, ageless and undying, indescribable altars of basalt with non-Euclidian geometry, but worst of all, beyond the threshold of man's most blasphemous of sciences are Incomprehensible Panties

Oh leggy blonde, you got it going on
Wanna see you wearing that thong, thong, thong
See you get it on till the break of dawn
[Incomprehensible] panties on

Zach Morris is the son I never had.

Hey, the author didn't have this sweet gig when GamerGate happened, he's just making up for lost time. Cut him some slack!

I hope it's good workout music. I like to hit the gym for squats after polishing off a Doritos Locos Tacos 6pk.

Give me just about anything by Paradox Interactive!

"That obnoxious mime was right, love *does* disappear"