I can get you a Pakistani infant by 3 o'clock this afternoon… with afterbirth. These fucking amateurs…

That's gold, sevenzark! GOLD!

The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it "Roundtine"

Why so angry? You'd be prettier if you smiled more.

The episode where they took up karate because they got beat up at a bar has to be one of the best. I still look it up on youtube now and again and chuckle at it.
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If it helps, Mark Linn-Baker is sporting a nice "Founding Fathers" haircut in that pic.

No, it just smells that way.

far better!

It's weird, but I appreciated her effort to avoid ending a sentence with a preposition.

As always, Hatesong gives far more insight into the person doing the hating than the song being hated. I enjoy it for that aspect most of all.

Sounds great, I can't wait!

No

That's the app that pisses me off when other people use it on me.

I love how he complains about Trainor's blaccent, her and Miley Cyrus' appropriating black culture, but holds up Amy Winehouse as the holy grail of songstresses. You'd think a guy with his head that far up his own ass could see how full of shit he is.

You know it's a sound theory when it ends on the words "or whatever".

This guy goes out of his way to read *think pieces* on Meghan Trainor. Just let that soak in for a minute.

watch yo' guts, geraldo- you're about to be EVISCERATED, John Oliver style!

Star Wars
Vapid, showy nonsense

I felt the same way- supposed to be the baddest mofo in the galaxy and just does a few moves and gets killed.

I was just going to mention this one. Not a huge star wars fan by any stretch, and some friends dragged me to it. Watching Hayden Christensen "act" was like watching an animal get tortured.