She has a turd in her pocket.

*sarah palmer screams*

As much as I would have loved the Orphan Black series of Pops figures, this is what stopped me as well.

"This guy makes coffee nervous!"

This news just completely ruined Diablo Cody's day…

I don't recall anyone being fired for the hateful shit they said about George W's daughters either

It sure is easy to justify being an asshole, isn't it?

What do you need that for dude?

These men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of

he had a comment about that on Conan, i think it was. He just plays the contrarian. He said he tries to figure out what will piss off the most people, like saying "Trump is such an asshole, he's making me consider voting for a woman." - "And then I sit back and watch everyone, eating cereal out of the box and…

it means "Made entirely of iron"

Meta-irony, mofos!

Cut.It.Out!

I carry around a bluetooth keyboard for just such thing.

Only contact pic i have is of my wife. Of course, 90% of the contacts in my list are just businesses, schools, etc.

Started playing Victoria II with the House Divided expansion. Played Vic1 many years ago, so it's taking some re-learning.

I've got more!

I hope one of them reads "Down with this sort of thing."

I wondered why they both look like burn victims…

He never sided with the poor bunny after that!