The best slap is with an unworn pair of gloves across the face, then throwing said gloves down to the ground.

Change that damn wallpaper?

I'm glad we're in an era where we can get called out for some stupid thing we said/did and just say "It was just a prank you suckers!LOL". Fun times.

I still don't understand what he's mad about. It looks like he doesn't either. In any case, fuck this guy, his disproportionately-huge head, and his whole internet 'stardom'.

Down with Zack!
He's a hack!
We want Mr. Belding back!

Let's be fair- it's OK that Corey Feldman made music. The problem started when he wanted people to listen to it.

I feel the comic emotion from all bitrates of Yakety Sax.

PC Component was what they called mine!

Grandpa, you're supposed to take the small white pill *after* lunch…

More like Peter Doughy now, amirite?

Yes, but not because you're 21.

well, for one he rocks a mike like a vandal.

or make the guy into a Big Mac.

But then someone plays that video of him in bondage gear introducing Corey Feldman's new song, and the smile falls from his face.

I'm with Tilda on this. my 5-year old dreams of being Batman. We all know that doesn't end well for parents.

Upon recommendation from the fine commentariat here, I picked up Whiskey Icarus via itunes during a roadtrip with my wife. And then all the other albums as soon as that one was done. It was great, and kudos for the recommendation!

*puts on the headphones and cranks up CW McCall's 70's classic, CONVOY*

Disappointing Prince Vaults Found To Contain 37,000 Hours Of Billy Joel Covers

I think you meant "illegitimate"

I only listen to Satanic Country Music- like Slim Whitman