Dibs on the Dokken!

That Lin-Manuel Miranda is so hot right now.

In my continuity Jughead reproduces by masturbation.

Nah, it's cool, as long as it's season 6 or earlier.

waiting for the official release from his brother Dennis.

Best reviews are for a product called "Liquid Ass". fake reviews or not, that's some funny shit (pun intended)

For a guy who seems to know "the right way to cook", the writer kind of missed some obvious things.

Better flip that hunk of cheese, dad, you know how i like mine.

install was a snap. it gives you some really cool reports with total heating and cooling run-time each month. indoor and outdoor temp graphs, household humidity, etc. great if you're a data geek.

I got the EcoBee thermostat instead. Love it!

If i cause just one person to hit wikipedia and see if that was what the cover was all about, i'll be happy.

Same reason i won't listen to that Rage Against the Machine album.

Ah damn it. that's where i left my poop collection!

Then by all means, carry on, Stephen!

Smugness is not a good quality.

It probably really burns David Cross' hide that his last name is Cross.

That'll show her!

He should have worked in some comments about food or restaurants. instant front page gold on AVClub!

Like the integrity of upvoting your own posts.

You know they make decaf now…