Still looks better than Diablo Cody's whiteboard.

No whammy!

The question remains, did Nikolai Volkoff make a convincing russian or not??

John Oliver started the whole Maximum Carnage movie idea as a joke, and now that it's coming true, he's telling the studios to stop.

I'll just patiently, quietly wait for the Chairface Chippendale movie…

Canoodle- it's what Lady and the Tramp do with that spaghetti.

*ding* What is "Going through life with Burl Ives strapped to your back?"

Stipe? also yes.

lovin' the crazy 'devil-may-care' hairdos too. Sticking it to Big Comb!

It's the eyeliner. it can take 20 years off.

You'll feel better once you realize that she can win the popular by 10 million votes and it doesn't change a thing. And then you'll figure out why we have the electoral college in the first place.

You mean he was right all along?

But the left had been assuring us for months before it that the election can't possibly be rigged.

That's my purse! I_Don't_Know_Her!

First 15 seconds of the second video and i can see the flop thing perfected in-game.

Reposted beastie boys bbs comments:
"Think of the Beastie Boys as a delicious meal… um let's say pizza

Ok

Tell her she'd be pretty if she smiled more.

I still remember him talking about Emmit Smith during a Super Bowl. The "E." tore of the back of Smith's jersey and he was sweating profusely, which Madden couldn't stop talking about. "Look at the sweat pour off of him! And those legs! They just keep churning! He went into this as E. SMITH and came out just SMITH!"

and he had robocop help him for a while