I like to perch on those like a gargoyle

By a guy who just finished polishing his chrome statue of Zack Snyder.

Just downloaded the first ep but haven't listened yet. Deep into Dan Carlin's Hardcore History right now, so good.

+1 for the Bugs Bunny quote. Would read again.

I know they said "Rick Ross", but my mind's eye pictured Jeff Ross. The whole thing still sucks, but at least i chuckled a little to myself.

"Son, put down the douche flute!"

She usually looks so dumb and friendly, like a waitress at Big Boy

Even today, when things get a little hectic at work for example, the phrase "Batonga! Batonga! Batonga! In Batongaville!" still pops in my head.

Explain peter dinklage then!

I don't think Radiohead pounds whiskey and listens to taylor swift either.

Will he do the Doggie Bounce?

Mine has little sweat-drops coming off the top of the stop sign icon

Didn't i just see this guy on an insurance commercial?

Teamin' up with Mr. T cereal
A team that knows what a good breakfast should be
it's got a crispy corn taste and a touch of brown sugar
Team'in up with Mr. T!

Not after using adblock plus's "block element"! yeaaah….

I still need to photoshop some big-ass shoulderpads and bolts on my avatar's neck. haven't gotten around to it yet.

So he's still selling overpriced crap..

It's amazing the similarities between the CutCo sales pitch and that of a local heating/cooling place. Now you'd think furnace repair, duct cleaning, etc would all be pretty straight forward, but a friend from work was relating his experience with them.

You sure showed them!

Gwenyth Paltrow built an empire based on that concept.