Carrie, no!

Donkey Peeners.

Donkey Peeners.

Basically everything I love except Parks and Rec, Mad Men, and Terriers.

Basically everything I love except Parks and Rec, Mad Men, and Terriers.

Anything HGTV.

Anything HGTV.

Spoiler alert.

Spoiler alert.

It's pronounced "cotter," but no one seems to be able to pronounce it.

It's pronounced "cotter," but no one seems to be able to pronounce it.

Sarah, just calm down and go watch some Community. Fridays this fall, after an all-new Whitney.

Sarah, just calm down and go watch some Community. Fridays this fall, after an all-new Whitney.

Alligator.

Alligator.

Ha.

Ha.

I LOVE Shark Tank. I'm so sad I'll only get to see 30 minutes of it next year. Stupid NBC schedule people.

I LOVE Shark Tank. I'm so sad I'll only get to see 30 minutes of it next year. Stupid NBC schedule people.

So at midseason they're going to find a freshman show to bat lead-off on Thursdays?!?! Are you kidding me?!?!