But then you don't get all the cool swag! That tumbler looks to be worth at least $1,400.

I hated the promos for Happy Endings and was essentially hate-watching its premiere to see how bad it would be. That show proved my first judgments wrong.

You're being too generous.

The most disappointing thing for me was that neither Ben nor Leslie even talked around the topic of abortion after they realized how batshit insane triplets would make their life (and how strained their finances would be).

It seems more likely than Nolan being a daddy, right?

I was under the impression that Javier was Nolan's prison daddy. Was I misreading that?

A little British sitcom about death called Mulberry.

But he was so young! He had only killed one patient on 30 Rock!

It's James. The gay guy can never win.

And all you need is an article we're not all exhausted by the end of.

Jimmy Kimmel is America; it's very flawed, but it's the best we've got.

Jay-Z, "Can I Get A…"

Go Retta! Go Jim O'Heir!

PCHH and Filmspotting top my list, as usual.

A. I thought the episode was more emotionally nuanced and less in-your-face with how you should feel than anything recently.

Charlotte is pointless. Let's kill her off next.

Please let us know where and when the Nolan mugshot shirt will be available for purchase.

This was the most boring episode I've ever seen. I'm done, Emily. Good luck with your quest.

I wonder how much Donna has spent.

3 and 6 are great. 4 and 5 are watchable. I suggest alcohol to get through 7 and 8.