Puppy Parade.

Quit quoting Whitney. That just makes her want it more.

I'm wet.

Please address the rumors that Parks and Community will end alongside 30 Rock and The Office next fall.

Except 30 Rock, which HLNTV.com is reporting Deadline reported it was renewed.

Rihanna's first half was mailed in, but I'm still her biggest fan. Eli was pretty good. There were a few very good sketches, a couple of stinkers, and then a whole lot of average ones. C+.

I seriously loved this pilot. I thought it was one of the funniest in recent memory. The next two episodes aren't up to its level, but I think this is going to be one solid series.

I loved how hard the Judy Greer-like woman was working and how she was met with a stone cold poker face from her boss.

No be zambie? Intentionally awful grammar with no reason to back it up = nails on chalkboard for me.

The Kevin ending scene got me. That was the highlight of their season.

Cool. What is TV?

Meatballs aside, I agree.

#AlmostAsGoodAsRashidaJonesExitOnTheOffice

#AnniesMove

I didn't think that episode was bad, but I disagree with it being an all-time classic. Alexis Goodlooking, on the other hand…

I thought it was a bit bland and recycled, but not at all bad. B seems fair.

Come on! This was way better than The Shower Principle!

I'm not trying to be Mr. Let's Guess the Ending of a Brilliant TV Procedural, but I hope the show comes to a satisfying conclusion, and that's an example of one. Picking one of the realities would NOT be a satisfying conclusion for me.

An idea: neither are real, he's the one that died?

Finally, Nathan. We're on the same page tonight… down to the exact grade.