Oh good.
Another excuse for wiretapping now that the administration may have to stop their illegal surveillance of citizens without a warrant.

My OCD compels me to mention…
that Trainspotting took place in the Leith area of Edinburgh, not in Glasgow.

Ring of Rear Syndrome?
I'm not sure what that is, Prof, but it sounds nasty.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.
And it tastes like powdered sugar because the lice hate the sugar.

Goddamn shiny game shows.
I feel more like I'm in Idiocracy every day.

Typo corrections should only be given to people you hate.
You need to let it slide for the good folks. Besides, the people you like will only respond by repeating the mistakes more to annoy you.

Hmmm.
I think joey's mom used to beat him. Or maybe a rich girl just rejected his invitation to prom. Regardless, that's a lot of misogyny in one statement, cowboy.

Sorry again!
That fourth line in the original post should be "if HE thought about it and hoped for it hard enough." Drat.

Ack, sorry.

Silly Marty
Have you forgotten everything The Secret taught you? All you have to do is wish really hard and imagine MTV having videos again. Then it will.

Actually, I thought Lisa1's point was pretty clear.
Saying "bloody" instead of "fucking" is like saying "wanker" instead of "asshole." These are plainly British words, not American ones, and any American who says them automatically looks like a pretentious fuckhead.

No worries, Scott.
I dig.

I used to have a huge Tori poster.
This makes me very sad. I heard that one of her new songs has her singing, "I'm a MILF" over and over again, which made the last vestige of my teenage self die.

Begone with your fuckery, Dhull!
The hater-lovers (and I count myself among their ranks) have already made clear how they feel about you and your ilk.

I agree with the first four posts!
Every time I look at the Films that Time Forgot section and see fucking Ring of Fear there after all these months, I get all twitchy and irritable. Luckily today I have a new Savage Love and Tolerability Index to calm the fires inside, but still.

Same as guys yelling at girls on the street.
They want to make somebody else feel small so they can feel big with a minimum of effort. And they want attention from somebody who normally wouldn't notice them.

Goddamnit.
Fucking submit button.

Wow, never thought evites would incite such controversy.
I don't really have an opinion about them one way or the other, but I only have one friend who sends evites. Maybe Amelie gets them all the time, which could certainly be annoying. I concur with the hatred of the princess-ification of weddings, though. It seems…

Just have to throw in my two cents on an extraneous thread.
I think the "enslaved Asians" thing was referring to the forced labor camps for Japanese-Americans in World War II. I felt a need to provide a little defense on that one point.

SPC
I think you'll find (or maybe you won't; I don't know) that boys can have anal sex with girls, too. You don't have to be gay to have it. Cause girls have anuses and all (even though we pretend we don't sometimes).