"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me is a latin flavored mediocrity" is…not a take I'm familiar with. Probably because I've heard it.

Wow, HateSong keeps finding new and innovative ways to be the worst feature on A.V. Club.

That was the best live action adaptation of the Batman: TAS episode "Over The Edge" ever.

That's what I was assuming would be U2's entry on here. "Sunday Bloody Sunday" is great live, but not THAT much better than the studio version. "Bad" is a completely different, superior animal live.

That is a lot of god damn toast, Maroni.

Of course Larry's song is "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel, who was once married to Christie Brinkley, who portray's Larry's wife and OH GOD DON'T LEAVE ME PARKS AND REC.

"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I have DirecTV."

That episode of The Goldbergs perfectly encapsulated the absolute terror The Transformers: The Movie put me through as a 6 year old. There is NOTHING in the preceding goofy kids show that ever hints at that kind of brutal, life and death violence. I shit you not, I had "the death talk" with my parents thanks to that…

It's a terrible day for America.

I came down here specifically to give him shit over that.

ASSMOOOOOOOOODE

I hope they just do five different versions of the tweets and emails jingle.

Who knew "City of Blinding Lights" was a cautionary tale?

For a guy who's supposedly been in a dark dungeon for several months, Agent Beardy McSadsack has an impressive farmer's tan.

I've never had more respect for you, person I don't know.

Pop is the last U2 album I love, without reservation, from start to finish. Even the misfires (The Playboy Mansion, Miami) are compellingly weird.

I have nothing clever or witty to say. That was just fantastic.

Oh my god, the way he starts changing the reasons he hates the song as soon as Marah points out his fundamental misunderstanding of it, you can tell he's reeling…they're one of his favorite bands but he can't stand them because ???, KROQ turned them into Nickelback, Miley Cyrus is Kurt Cobain now. He just keeps…

Man, it is really tough to watch I Am Trying To Break Your Heart at this point, knowing Jay Bennett ended up broke, ill, and dead far too young.

This is a tremendously well executed examination of a show I could not possibly give less of a shit about.