"given the Los Angeles Police Department’s policy of going after an offender for the most serious charge."

NO. NO.

I made it 20ish minutes into Annie Hall before getting annoyed and shutting it off. It was all Woody Allen talking about himself. I wondered who outside of his immediate family could find that entertaining.

If you say you wouldn't have sex with his character from Crash, either you haven't seen it or you're lying.

@avclub-0beb34df7e9615cd43b9090989ca4848:disqus 22 I think, 23 next season.

On one hand I'm really interested in all of the content, on the other hand, I think I'd have a panic attack if I was trapped in a crowd like that.

Dumbest idea ever. Actually, any new incarnation of Batman, so soon anyway, is the dumbest idea ever. It's like DC has no characters except Superman and Batman. It's like if they kept making Star Wars movies all throughout the 80's and 90's because money. When George Lucas looks like a model of restraint in…

You're right, I was drunk and being maudlin, can we pretend I didn't say that, I have a hangover and would like to skip the regret portion today

They just screened the whole pilot for the S.H.I.E.L.D. panel at Comic Con, and early reviews say you're wrong. Fine trolling, though. A+

I think in the original version of the movie her character had a small monologue at the beginning and end, as a framing device, but it was cut because it was too depressing. That would explain how much effort they seemed to go through to fill that part (Morena Baccarin didn't make the cut, among others). But yeah, in…

That made me sad, because he's not a check whore like, for example, DeNiro— but he probably isn't in demand enough to be, either, and he could probably use the money.

"Game Of Thrones and Walking Dead get the Hall H treatment today, but Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD, a surefire Comic-Con property if ever there was one, gets to go right up against Walking Dead in Ballroom 20"

He was sued by Atari for pirating games.

Hahaha!

"Proving yet again that only his physique qualifies him for blockbuster duty, Ryan Reynolds looks eternally bored"

Damn, beat me to it. If only I hadn't stopped to debate the best way to quote a sentence that already had quotes in it. (I went with single quotes, which is what you do in code, but it looks weird in regular English.)

'Taylor Swift's Twitter account featured a joke this morning that she will “keep a firmer grip on the mic” at this year’s VMAs'

The Nines was pretty great. Also was the first time I saw Melissa McCarthy in anything, and you can tell right away she's a talent.

I know it's popular to hate on Ryan Reynolds, but if I was interested in doing what everyone else was doing, I'd be having sex with your mother.

Sorry, but Prince did it best. Now either change your name to something better than an unpronounceable symbol or go home.