That history of aspect ratios video should be a Watch This, it's great.

And you're going to lose to a teenager whose uses Bing and whose main power is being slightly stronger than a human.

She'll be busy soon, then, because food stamps were just cut out of the new farm bill, or something, I stopped reading and got drunk right then.

I'm not sure either of those terms apply to 7 year-olds. Compared to an adult they're incredibly stupid and easily led, yes, but that's like saying a dog is.

I don't see how it isn't

Thank you for reminding me that I am none of those things! *runs into room, slams door, cries*

Thank you for making me google Nina Hartley, I look forward to uncomfortably erotic dreams tonight.

Well, she kind of makes a living writing about her exes. Then she does stuff like make fun of Harry Styles at the opening of the freaking Grammies (even aping his British accent). Then she gets pissed when people talk about it.

Her name is really really long?

That's not a lot? I feel like such a loser.

This is a sad reminder that an actress I lusted after as a teenager is now too old to understand the internet.

Even in a me-first industry where sticking your neck out for someone can mean your career.

No.

Can't tell if sarcasm or not. Delivery is more important in comedy than in any other genre. The writing too, yes, but if the delivery is off, it just will not work.

Thank god he nipped that in the bud.

Even reading the title makes me want to light the whole world on fire. I'm pretty sure we're being trolled.

"We hate to enable the pork-chop-casserole that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

I took it as just a disillusioned, cynical comment about the world.

I can't tell if this is a gimmick post or actual spam.

Estranged, crazy, whatever, is still a whole lot different than dead.