You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, man!

Sirk is one of the big gaps in my movie knowledge, but I've known the name for a long while - I don't think he's particularly obscure. He gets name-checked in Pulp Fiction - remember the "Douglas Sirk Shake"?

Scream Like A Baby could work too, I think.

Here's the weird thing: When I changed my AV handle to "Karatloz" I started going by "Joe11" in real life. Still single though.

I live in Florida, and also have a strict bitches-must-come-to-me policy.

Who the FUCK is Dan you no-name motherfucker.

Have…have you touched her?

Oh man, she used to hit on me sometimes on here! It never occurred to me that maybe we could actually meet and get married.

Many AV Club commenters have tried to tie me down, but none have succeeded.

HAHAHA
I BET WHEN THE BABY IS BORN IT'S GOING TO POP OUT AND BE LIKE "FIRST" HA HA GET IT

They're too depressing to even think about.

I would also like to announce
that M!zzundahstood and I are getting married sometime in autumn. I'm the only one who undahstands her.

Um, *Act.

The Art of Seeing With One's Own Eyes
I saw that movie a couple months ago (I have the first By Brakhage anthology, although I haven't come close to watching it all), and that movie was borderline traumatic.

Is that Hank Schrader,
or Hank Kingsley?

Dracula
I read that Dario Argento is working on a Dracula movie too (to be in 3D). What's with the respected horror auteurs doing Dracula movies all of a sudden?

It's just something John Carpenter does sometimes. I like it, it's distinctive.

I finished up Preacher recently
and I couldn't help but imagine what it would be like as a TV miniseries. I don't really see it as a movie, since it's so episodic (hey, they could divide the miniseries into "episodes!"). If it gets more people to check out the comic, I'm OK with it.

What the hell?
How was the kid "homophobic"? Because he didn't want to sit in Brule's lap? I'm usually not one of the people bitching about the perceived AV Club anti-jock bias, but Jesus. That kid seemed pretty game to me.

Is that a real picture of Hitchcock?
If so, holy shit.