The part of my brain that finds fat men falling down funny does not communicate with the part of my brain that is concerned when strangers face bodily injury.

You're an asshole.

Elliot Gould is the "crazy" in Capricorn One.

Another good one
Capricorn One. It's about a faked Mars landing.

You are no less talented than the beloved Cheryl David.

Is this the woman from Starbucks? This relationship is progressing pretty quickly, it seems.

I haven't seen this either
I've seen the double-feature DVD with the sequel for pretty cheap though. Maybe I'll pick it up so I can berate Ms. Koski for not liking it. Or agree with her. But probably the former.

No Manchurian Candidate?

And thus began Porn Porngate.

"If only there was a word I could use to make you as angry as I am."
Really, this is win-win for Michael Richards. It shows he has a sense of humor about it, and the line quoted above is essentially an apology/explanation for the what happened in the first place.

I can try not to insult you while disagreeing with your short-sighted assessment of Jack Lemmon, but I wonder if it would be worth it.

Not a Jack Lemmon fan? What the fuck are you talking about?

I remember
this segment of Reading Rainbow.

Do you guys really not see the genius of Zodiac here? This is a return to form for him. Also, no will ever read this so FUCK YOU ZODIAC YOU CABBAGE EATING MOTHERFUCKER.

A Town Called Panic
Hadn't heard of it until now, but that is a badass title.

I got sued by Lou Reed.

Around my house we call it Brunchmas because it's the only day we all eat brunch.

That is, no joke, a delightful story.

I often fall asleep crying.

I once alluded to Heroin in a paper about heroin and the instructor of the class I was in made the whole class listen to the song because of it.