Gangs of New York is truly a once-a-decade movie for me.

Every Nov. 22:
JFK.

It vill be detahmund by und undvenced netverk ov comp-you-tas.

To be fair, Glenn Beck is a huge fat shrieking fuck.

Glenn Beck is far worse/more insane than anyone else on the left OR right. Moore, Hannity, Bill'O…it doesn't matter.

I don't get why everyone hates Rio Lobo.

I'm STILL not gonna watch the clip!

"Both of those movies are kinda similar in that they feature an absurdly campy twist at the end that requires an epilogue scene where characters sit around and discuss what the fuck just happened."

Sister Morphine is one of my favorite Stones songs, no joke.

"So Creed is breaking up. {long pause} I don't really care but it's VH1 so I have to say crap like that."

Red Eye is actually funny. I don't want to admit it, but it's true.

YOU CAN SANCTION ME!

What Is StarTronIca?

I went to a showing of Game of Death
and Elvis Presley showed up. It was weird.

Buster Keaton on Blu-ray? I'm having trouble even visualizing that.

Why no
Prime Time Glick?

This is like reading a comment from Sasquatch!

Sticky Fingers is the best Stones album.

Yeah, we must. You go around talking about race with people all the time?

Attention TV Producers:
Beloved Twitter icon Fake Glenn Beck is pitching a TV-series based on his in-the-works science fiction novel StarTronIca.