A B-?
So is this something that you'd recommend we actually seek out and buy? Or is it a B- as in if it shows up at my house unexplained it might be worth it to not immediately hurl it out the window?

What the fuck
is going on with that picture? Was he photographed in mid-transformation from Reptilian form?

STOP TRYING TO INDOCTRINATE DAVID LETTERMAN
YOU FASCIST

That's a good point - how does this even qualify as a "sandwich?" Is anything that you call a sandwich a sandwich?

If it weren't
for the description of the congealed melted cheese, I'd still be tempted to try this. As is, no fucking way.

"I Actually Popeye's" should be the next AV Club T-shirt.

I'm thinking about buying and watching Phantasm II.

I bet his Gladiator is better than the Ridley Scott one.

That movie is so fucking good. I need to see more Fuller.

Yeah this is the only regular film feature on the site that covers "classic" stuff like Double Indemnity. I think the selection has been perfect so far.

And then one of you commits suicide.

I would rather hear
her do Dead Flowers.

Shut up.

I will get on my hands and knees and suck your cock if you give me a part in your movie.

I like The Beatles.

Fuck you.

L'Enfer
Anybody seen the Chabrol version of Inferno from the 80s? It's pretty good, although not as revelatory as what Clouzout wast trying to do, evidently.

Also,
Amelie, as someone with limited radio experience, I think you should consider me for a special guest on your Hatecast. One problem: My heart contains no hate, but only love. Think of the conflict!

Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9-11,
but it didn't help.

I'm not trying to make any point, I'm genuinely asking.