How is one
supposed to listen to this "dance" music? Can I play it through headphones while I'm studying, or am I supposed to actually dance? Because, I'm not dancing, that's for sure.

If my dad (or more likely mom)
had tried something like this, I would have flipped the fuck out.

You're remembering wrong.

I'm just gonna pick up my skateboard
and go.

You can tell
Amelie wrote the Bored to Death one.

They really skipped the Vance with this pick.*

Yeah, but she always is.

Other websites
would have left the name of the replacement out of the headline. I wonder how many hits this editorial decision will cost?

If I remember correctly, it's in 3D.

Those DeLay stories always end the same way…

Look at how much work he put into the avatar, though.

I hate to bitch about this
but are all the grave accents even being used correctly?

Buzz. Killed.

So they were piping
Twitter over the TV show? That's fucking insane.

So they were piping
Twitter over the TV show? That's fucking insane.

LANCE HENRIKSON BITCH

He's a cartoon lion.

Good luck with all that.

The show was sliding into home base when that hook-up occurred. It was essentially a miniseries at that point.

I watched an episode of Oz once - I thought I was getting the classic Judy Garland Musical. I've been afraid of prison ever since.