Steve Holt!

Like your mom.

But not the part about Prince's crew feeling up Charlie's crew during the game. Prince stated that that was Charlie being a sore loser.

Sandman Sims would do the trick.

Yo, wrap that shit up, grandma!

Especially your mom.

The downtown Higbee's location is now a casino. I'm sure I could point out some social significance to that, but I can't be arsed.

She asked for money to pay for it.

Sanford & Son was Quincy Jones. That man knew how to do TV themes.

And a Happy New Year to you! In jail!

Are those the things you need to drive to Hahvahd Yahd?

I meant the movie, but yeah the Donny Hathaway song holds up nicely and no one has done it nearly as well.

Shame that "This Christmas" didn't age so well, what with Chris Brown in the middle of it like a giant blond-dyed turd.

MEEEEEEEEEEH

All I'd ever seen or heard about the show were MAD magazine parodies.

Letterman is a dick, but at least he can carry on a conversation. Chevy is a dick that has no idea how to talk to people.

I won't ever say no to KeKe Palmer. BONUS: She doesn't have to work with Flex Alexander!

"No soy Charlie Sheen, soy Carlos Estevez!"

I think I'd like Madea more if she killed more people.

That's a bad thing?