@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus I don't know! Third base!

Why would someone deposit a comment on a website the day before they fake their death? It wouldn't make sense, would it?

Jaws needs braces

Though it might not count as a final season, the 8th season of Scrubs was really good and felt like it came from an effort to strip the show down and rebuild it piece by piece as it ended.

Didn't the Little Orphan Annie comic strip have Annie fighting Nazi spies and all that shit?

BLORP!

The Extreme Hunger Games, with your host, Jonathan Swift.

O'Neal would take a turtle from Courtney Love's head and flip it on its back without hesitation.

The changing theme music is a gimmick to market more J-Pop songs to the audience. Also, every anime opening is the same:

Yeah, so I'm going to have to stay away from TV Club's front page until that goes away. Sorry, Dom. Cool interview.

Fine, you got me! I confess, I have not seen Movie 43! I'm a horrible, horrible person.

Didn't Mega Man battle Hack Man at some point?

I'm afraid that "the Anna Faris role" has been redefined post-Movie 43. Unless being shit on is implicit in the casting call for "sweetly oblivious naïf."

But isn't the point of Moby-Dick to be yourself?

*ctrl-f*

When Chris Martin did it at the 11/11/11 concert, I saw some article referred to as a song about the death of British colonialism.

The thing is, rock bands are inundated with rock culture. Everything is a cliché now, because this rock bands have seen all of their favorite bands go through the various paths a band can take. They know where feuds and internal conflicts will lead and either tiptoe around them or confront them. They're conscious of…

I WANT PHOTOSHOPS! PHOTOSHOPS OF SPIDER-MAN!

Now I'm going to assume it's about David Boreanaz being stranded on a mysterious island.

Was this really a truly great brawl, or simply a "pretty good" brawl that we're too eager to accept as brawl critics?