Tyrion, when someone asks if you're the god of tits and wine, you say yes!

"Vagenda" is a perfectly cromulent word.

It had to be backmasked to defeat Mr. Mxyzptlk. 

Why don't you have a seat on that hand-crafted, functional wooden chair right there.

Black people sing "Happy Birthday" like this. And white people? They sing "Happy Birthday" like this.

It's nothing to do with Game of Thrones in particular. I read a lot of fantasy. I've even tried writing a fantasy novel with this kind of fictional translation rule in effect. You have to constantly second-guess whether everything the characters say is a pun that would make no sense in their language and whether…

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Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."

There was a subplot explaining that, but it got cut for time because the episode was running a bit too lon-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right.

Vine's elevator pitch was done on the Tower of Terror.

I bought The Satanic Satanist a while back and liked it for a while, but I got tired of it when I realized how repetitive most of the songs were. Do their other albums have better lyrics and less repetitive songs overall, or is that just their thing and I don't understand?

Darkplace also had a short run in Peru.

A Lannister always pays his debts in electrum.

I'm just going to 'like' both of these comments and move on.

Zeta problem for you? Gamma a break. Iota tau you a nu pi-hole, mu-ron.

Am I remembering wrong, or was AD's trademark fade to white before commercial breaks a product of FOX's insistence on its shows having no fade-to-blacks before commercials during that era? I recall a bunch of shows like Firefly that were frustrated by that.

I watched through the show a few years ago, but I stopped halfway through this season because the stuff with Charles was too painful to get through. I've been rewatching and finally finished it today, and I'm glad I did. I'm extremely grateful for the rewatch.

The producers of The Americans covertly stuffed the ballot boxes while cunningly disguised as television critics, thanks to their limitless arsenal of bad wigs.

I was suffering through Gregg Easterbrook columns by myself for years before Drew Magary made it cool! I don't even own a Deadspin!

Don't trust the B in an episode of season 3.