Maybe, just maybe, there was a reason why no one before Lennon tried condemning all the
world's religions in one line of a piano pop song before.

Maybe, just maybe, there was a reason why no one before Lennon tried condemning all the
world's religions in one line of a piano pop song before.

When the Russians showed up, all I could think of was J.K. Simmons in Burn After Reading saying "The Russians? Why the fuck would they go to the Russians?"

When the Russians showed up, all I could think of was J.K. Simmons in Burn After Reading saying "The Russians? Why the fuck would they go to the Russians?"

"Hey, Russell. You're a crow, right? What's that like? You scavenge off roadkill? I produce Entourage."

"Hey, Russell. You're a crow, right? What's that like? You scavenge off roadkill? I produce Entourage."

The record producers prank-call all the artists and autotune their confused responses into music.

The record producers prank-call all the artists and autotune their confused responses into music.

We did get that LOST episode where he was a bartender who hired strippers to fight crime, but was secretly a crime lord himself. Close enough?

We did get that LOST episode where he was a bartender who hired strippers to fight crime, but was secretly a crime lord himself. Close enough?

They'll live on in song thanks to Bob Dylan.

They'll live on in song thanks to Bob Dylan.

Yeah, so between replaying Deus Ex, watching Last Resort, and listening to Julian Assange rant from his secret volcano lair, my trust in the US government has taken all it can handle today. I'm probably going to wake up tomorrow screaming about fluoridated water and tearing my $1 bills to shreds.

Yeah, so between replaying Deus Ex, watching Last Resort, and listening to Julian Assange rant from his secret volcano lair, my trust in the US government has taken all it can handle today. I'm probably going to wake up tomorrow screaming about fluoridated water and tearing my $1 bills to shreds.

The first thing we do, we kill all the lawyers.

The first thing we do, we kill all the lawyers.

Chainsaw circumcision?

Chainsaw circumcision?

I don't think mobsters appreciate the B-52s. They seem pretty sure that 24 is the highest number.

I don't think mobsters appreciate the B-52s. They seem pretty sure that 24 is the highest number.