I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but Woody Guthrie's guitar still has you beat as far as warning labels go.

I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but Woody Guthrie's guitar still has you beat as far as warning labels go.

So is James Joyce a plagiarist because no one knows the stuff he referenced and he didn't identify it?

So is James Joyce a plagiarist because no one knows the stuff he referenced and he didn't identify it?

Will it be distributed free gratis?

Will it be distributed free gratis?

like… a rolling stone?

like… a rolling stone?

*sob*… Tim Minear… wrote for American Horror Story… how could he?

*sob*… Tim Minear… wrote for American Horror Story… how could he?

Maxwell's Demon is fucking shit up.

Maxwell's Demon is fucking shit up.

I tried reading QC, but I had to give up because it used the word "indie" so much that it stopped looking like a word.

I tried reading QC, but I had to give up because it used the word "indie" so much that it stopped looking like a word.

And even then, only one week a month!

And even then, only one week a month!

In the words of Garth Marenghi:

In the words of Garth Marenghi:

Oh, you do not want to make any assertions about who invented any middle eastern food on the internet. May God have mercy on your soul.

Oh, you do not want to make any assertions about who invented any middle eastern food on the internet. May God have mercy on your soul.