They program these new spambots to say the weirdest things.

"but I was clearly missing everything interesting about the Godard piece"

@avclub-d324a0cc02881779dcda44a675fdcaaa:disqus

audiovisual?

"Did I love Y Tu Mamá También for the wrong reasons? Maybe.
Did other critics have the same reaction I did? I don't know.
Did I miss the ending after being led out by security? Ask my attorney."

They're wearing hats.

Basically they've hidden Waldo in every episode, and unless your parents are there to point him out when you nod off you're going to get grumpy and frustrated.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Where can I learn more about your adventures with your gay neighbor Donnie?

This doesn't bode well for my new Chinese language feature, Remorseless Ghost Killer or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Gamble.

I hate that quote. If writing about music is like dancing about architecture, then what the fuck is commenting below an article about writing about music like?

Tom and Jerry with lasers.

spring break + gay marriage + satire + auto-tune = $$$

Perhaps that's it. I'm more partial to vacations with the well-heeled, genteel types.

Lonely Island is usually good for a chuckle, but that song is incredibly unpleasant.

At least class it up with a reference to First Men in the Moon!

I have a sworn affidavit from Ignatiy's former dentist that he flosses only semi-regularly!

Fuckin' A.

May I have my johnny back, Suzuki-san??

And the next Ice Age movie?

How about Clean? That was second and last Assayas film I saw after Irma Vep and it completely turned me off to him.