Careful, that sounds like a challenge.

Antiquing?

Have you read anything else by Bazin? I've wanted to read his criticism/theory for some time but there doesn't seem to be one obvious place to start or any specific touchstone. Amazon just seems to have a scattered assortment of different translations and editions, but nothing sticks out.

Craig Seligman's Sontag & Kael just arrived at my office. Don't know where I first read about it or who recommended it, but eagerly looking forward to getting started.

Have you considered any one of the major world religions?

Aye, time has drawn nigh for him to return to the family business, selling hotdogs on Coney Island.

"One newspaper in the UK even described [Amanda Thatcher] as the 'star of the funeral.' Do funerals get to have stars, Andy? Is that appropriate, and if they do have stars aren't they supposed to be the people in the fucking coffin?"

The best part of the Uhh Yeah Dude WTF was the running joke that Marc's girlfriend was going to leave Marc for Seth and Jonathan.

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus The last AVC commenter meetup. I said no cameras!!!

I like how you assume the rest of the Wild Things audience is all high-minded and judgmental. Some guy with a monocle and bucket of popcorn on his dick whispers to his girlfriend, "I say! Look at that lone pervert!"

@avclub-9cfde59a0b77ff720e2b83326465c670:disqus It's been awhile since I've listened to the audio commentary from that episode, but I still remember that gag getting the biggest laugh from the staff. That's some old fashioned funny.

@avclub-92f0aaf782f117403757301fbdccb3ae:disqus This happened with my dogs. Les Moonves just needs to lock Chiklis in the basement when he feeds everyone.

1. "You can put it anywhere."  -Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus

They don't make sportscasters like Dennis Miller anymore.

"fifty…forty…thirty…"

No! He's giving last rites to a Best Buy employee.

Having broken into the islands momentarily unguarded supply of brain serum, Theodore Rex is the unstoppable, tweed clad dinosaur that charms fleeing parkgoers … TO DEATH!

Eagerly looking forward to your Q&A next week at the Music Box, Scott. Bummed to see you're leaving these parts. It's important (for me at least) to follow critics that challenge rather than just reinforce my preconceived notions about film. Readers would sometimes complain about "best of" lists being too art house…

Especially with the new olympic sport "who has smaller dick than Hulk Hogan."  #SaveOlympicWrestling