It's my job to be repetitive.  My job.  My job! Repetitiveness is my job!

Charles Lindbergh made the first solo, transatlantic flight.  Also, upon landing and learning of his sons disappearance he wrote the song "Tears In Heaven" which became a hit in France and St. Louis, or something.

Charles Lindbergh made the first solo, transatlantic flight.  Also, upon landing and learning of his sons disappearance he wrote the song "Tears In Heaven" which became a hit in France and St. Louis, or something.

"These pretzels are making me thirsty…"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty…"

GO CARDINALS

GO CARDINALS

Given that it'll be 2030, the "now" photo will be an actual alien chasing a pimply faced Ryan around the cafeteria.  18 years later and he still can't catch a break.

Given that it'll be 2030, the "now" photo will be an actual alien chasing a pimply faced Ryan around the cafeteria.  18 years later and he still can't catch a break.

MSNBC:  "Obama crushes Romney with bionic mandible Muah HA HA HA!!!1"

MSNBC:  "Obama crushes Romney with bionic mandible Muah HA HA HA!!!1"

One for Martin.  TWO for Martin.  Would you like another recount?

One for Martin.  TWO for Martin.  Would you like another recount?

Scott Tobias of the AVC raves, "I LIKE THE MOVIE MORE THAN CANCER, AND SLIGHTLY MORE THAN HOMELESSNESS[!!!]"

Scott Tobias of the AVC raves, "I LIKE THE MOVIE MORE THAN CANCER, AND SLIGHTLY MORE THAN HOMELESSNESS[!!!]"

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

MY WIFE!!!

MY WIFE!!!

I dumped my girlfriend out of fear that she'd dip her stockings into my butthole.