I dumped my girlfriend out of fear that she'd dip her stockings into my butthole.

DEBATE SNOW

DEBATE SNOW

You can't spell "WON DEBATE" without "BET ON DAWES!"

You can't spell "WON DEBATE" without "BET ON DAWES!"

I went and saw Looper instead of watching the debate.

I went and saw Looper instead of watching the debate.

I know, right?  It's like c'mon Kia, if you want me to have sex with my hamster just come out and tell me, you know?

I know, right?  It's like c'mon Kia, if you want me to have sex with my hamster just come out and tell me, you know?

I'm blushing.

I'm blushing.

I believe the more civilized way out would've been to scoot your ass around the closest plot of grass like a proud cocker spaniel.  Preferably in front of loved ones.

I believe the more civilized way out would've been to scoot your ass around the closest plot of grass like a proud cocker spaniel.  Preferably in front of loved ones.

*whispered* "Tell her she looks thin…"

*whispered* "Tell her she looks thin…"

Elvis Costello!

Elvis Costello!

C Side

C Side

Was I really the only person here that attended A.V. Fest?  Went Friday and Saturday night.  I also saw the band DIIV last night opening up for Wild Nothing.  DIIV was amazing but couldn't stick it out for the main act.