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Ah, that's good to know then. Well… now I no longer give a shit about Gendry. Suck to be you, pathetic little bastard on a rowboat to nowhere!

He just came to your post, beema, RIGHT NOW.

Jesus, what the hell happened to Gendry? Are we meant to believe he died on his little rowboat, and that's that? Doesn't he sorta have a pretty legit claim to the throne?

The more this storyline progresses, the more dragons-rebel-against-Dany seems like a very realistic possibility.

What is it with major characters on prestige dramas having significant events happen to them on the shitter?

Seriously, Jon Snow and his whole isolated plotline went from zero to hero shockingly quickly in this finale. Who knew pairing up two stoic, sorta boring characters in Snow and Stannis would end up so promising?

*reads "BOOK SPOILERS"*

Badass, full-blown psycho, might as well be peanut butter and jelly the way those two things often go close together.

That one massively fucked-up misstep by the director is the only major taint on an otherwise outstanding season. A true shame, and I've finally come to the fact that I must accept that it was not "really" rape and Cersei was sorta into it just to continue accepting that storyline as it progresses, which while…

I have to say, the denigration of the Brienne-Hound fight was incredible to watch. What starts as a fairly clean, noble-esque sword fight quickly devolves into two broken-down shells of "fighters" exchanging rock throws, gut punches, and closed-fist head-socking. Seeing that really underscores the way violence is…

Happy Father's Day, Tywin!

You've got me thinking here: The first time a human being found out for himself the idea, the concept of masturbation, how long did it take for him to understand how long he was supposed to go and ultimately reach climax? There's no precedent here; he cannot know when he is supposed to stop, only that what he is doing…

Yee Yee, your thoughts on The Walking Dead's exclusion from this tournament?

The timing of this tournament thingamajig starting up the night of the Game of Thrones finale when said tournament contains no representative from said show is mighty, mighty fishy…

Fuck after writing that, consideration doesn't even sound like a word anymore

I've considered their considerations, and have come to the conclusion that I consider their considerations considerably insightful.

No infinite ammo, you say?

GRRM's steps to compelling story-writing:
1. Construct character
2. Give character morals, redeemable traits, and something to fight for
3. Kill character
4. ?????
5. Profit

I hate to break it to you, but you might in fact be losing it. The longest episodes before next week's were Valar Morghulis (2.10) and Mhysa (3.10) at 64 minutes. I guess GoT likes to end seasons with super-long episodes. I don't disapprove.