This is why I check in here each week — there's always some new release I missed. Glad to see a new TOPS track.

It gets even hotter when Katherine Heigl gets tapped to play Sexy Geraldine Ferraro.

There's actually a pretty nice Dan Deacon remix hiding behind that link — Call Me Maybe filtered through a Steve Reich approach to layering. How it got there is a mystery. Why would he be sending his remixes to Mabson?

Yeah, I do remember and that was definitely odd. It was almost like Sundin was good enough that everyone else could just slack off until he was out of the line up and then they stepped up.

And for the record, he doesn't have an alcohol problem either as long as he confines his drinking to his own house. Nope. No problem. http://www.thestar.com/news…

Leafs got 100% demolished in Vancouver on Saturday. Now we're down two of our top three centers until mid-December. Any teams out there have a top two center you'd be willing to trade in exchange for a good offensive defenceman (either Cody Franson or Jake Gardiner)?

There's a delightful video today on wimp of Jimmy Somerville out walking his dog and joining in with a street performer who happened to be singing Smalltown Boy.

Does anyone know where I can get a decal of Calvin peeing on a decal of Calvin peeing on something? I feel like it's the only way I can accurately communicate to a certain segment of the population my disappointment with the Calvin-peeing-on-things decals.

Toronto is a good team, but I'm trying to temper my expectations. In the last handful of games, I've seen the entire team disappear for periods and get completely outplayed. If that happens in the playoffs, they're toast. Of course when they do flip the switch and start playing, they are very fun to watch.

Canadian…

Then Rondo Hatton tells the AV Club why Guy Lombardo can eat a bag of dicks.

What, no mention of the bombs that they're often attached to?

Me too. Watching it now, I can see how the animatronics are way down in the uncanny valley — and perhaps that was done purposefully for artistic reasons. Watching as a kid, however, it was simply the stuff of nightmares.

It was actually August 1, 2010. My wife and I (both big Simpsons fans) got married on exactly this date and year without knowing that it was significant date in the Simpsons universe.

From the perspective of a cock ring novice, this all sounds like some next level shit. Psychologically, I don't know if I'd be comfortable wearing something that keeps me hard but can't be removed until I'm not hard. It sounds like a catch-22 involving my dick and whatever sharp blade or EMT is responsible for…

Thanks Skynet. I took idiotking's advice above and picked up a pack of rubber ones with different sizes. If none of those feel right, then a cock ring is probably not for me.

You're absolutely right idiotking. Further explanation is required. 
My wife and I are expecting our first baby within the next couple months, which is great! I never knew if I was or wasn't turned on by pregnant women because I never really thought much about it before. It turns out that I'm not as turned on as I…

Cock rings — yes or no?

I've only seen her in the 1991 movie The Roller Blade Seven, and no amount of Karen Black (or Frank Stallone, or Joe Estevez, for that matter) was going to redeem that one. Actually, Don Stroud comes close…

Nope, you got that one wrong too.