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Big sister?!?

When I post info about their stuff (like when I just shared this to my friend's FB feed), I still call it the SciFi Network.

Starring ScarJo, of course.

Mohd?

Pegasus, I think. But that scene gave me goosebumps.

Try m*a*s*h*t*a*g*s. C*o*m*m*i*t*t*o*t*h*e*b*i*t.

You don't see Hardwick starting 'unnecessary acronyms wars', do you?

"Finish your beer - there are sober people in north Korea."

You can change your name to whatever you like, but we're still just going to call you 'hat'.

But my philosophy is basically 'Be Excellent to each other".

Give them to the Ice King?

I'm not saying they aren't - it's just the vibe I get from the commercials. I expect someone to break into a gun kata ballet at any minute.

He really shouldn't have stopped sniffing glue.

The ads make it look like Equilibrium meets Pleasantville.

I just want her shirt - she slides down an elevator shaft bracing her arms on the side and comes out clean at the bottom. A-may-zing!

Maybe it's not your cup of tea. Petty, Dylan and Springsteen all have so-so voices that still work like dynamite with the stuff they write, and even my kids know that Tom Waits version of Downtown Train blows almost all of the covers away, despite sounding like he was punched in the throat.

Here's Lookin' At You, Kid feels like such an incredible closing track that I forget there's another after it.

nooP!

No. Her job is to take middle aged, lonely but good-looking nerds, and shake them out of their shells so they can go out and be awesome while she flitters off into the sunset.

I was honestly surprised to find out that he's only a month younger than me. Although, people are usually surprised to find out I'm as old as I am. I neither look nor act my 'age'.