HOW MANY OF Y'ALL LIKE THE TASTE OF TEQUIIIIILAAAAAA is my go-to

Late entry creeping up: Belle and Sebastian's "The Party Line" is filling the Pulp-sized hole in my soul lately.

It's a testament to "Inspector Norse"'s quality that it's been topping year-end lists for at least three years now.

La Roux's "Let Me Down Gently" is my two favorite songs of the year, and the best Pet Shop Boys track in a while. It's moody bedroom pop that gives way to after-hours disco, no way I wouldn't eat it up.

Fuck you, Pat. Three acres of grain tastes terrible with a baked potato.

Ha, no. Didn't actually think it was me, but I did once have a slightly awkward date saved by QI chat.

I believe it was Voltaire who said, "well then, fuck them."

Oh shit, I almost forgot: I've been obsessed with the Eurovision Song Contest for years, and love meeting people who can just straight-up enjoy it, too. That said, I think other Americans are finally starting to know about it thanks to the tumblr-readiness of this year's winner.

The rudest.

Was she me? I have a huge brain boner for Stephen Fry, plus it introduced me to the wonders of Rob Brydon and Sean Lock, so.

I love when I can drop "rude titties" or something about ribeyes and mimosas into conversation and not get a blank stare, because I'm gonna do it, regardless.

Can't believe I left Pulp out; they're my favorite, and if you Get It, you won't think I'm insane for wanting "Countdown" played at my funeral, I will love you.

If you love the Mighty Boosh; if you get that "The Legend of Old Gregg", while hilarious, is actually a mid-grade episode; if you'd choose Howard over Vince, we will get along just fine.

Mmmm, lanky dudes and skinny ties. Throw in Adam Scott for Fallon and you've basically custom-made a Boner Jams mix just for me!

I've had that thought a few times myself—I mean, VIGGO.

Freshly squeezed.

…nope.

I remember seeing bits of Twin Peaks as a kid and having vague thoughts about Dale Cooper.  Somehow, Audrey Horne didn't register until later.

I'm pretty sure she was my first lady crush, I just didn't realize it at the time.  Her, and Winona in Heathers.

yeah, that was my second thought.  he does my inner monologue, you know.