…oh, and word to the Ewings.  JR and Sue Ellen would be the coolest parents ever.

what, no Ventures?  Team Venture all the way.

aaahahaha, that was definitely the first thing that came out of my mouth.

what isn't on the plus side here?

yeah, I was definitely all NO GRACE NO CRED

this observation is on. point.  she has pretty features, yes, but there's something about her makeup, the big halos around her eyes…I find her unsettling.

SOMEONE won the gimmick account lottery

also disappointing!  that Honey Mahogany didn't follow up her reveal (of her Ru drag?) by pulling off her wig to reveal, like, seven other wigs.  that would have shut Roxxxy the hell down.  Y'ALL I GOT WIGS UNDER MY WIGS HAAAAAAAY

I was really disappointed that, during the audience questions segment, no one asked, "Roxxxy:  did you ever find those alleged people of yours?  Tell us, where they at?"  And that read of Serena Cha Cha—fantastic.  Of all the reality shows to have a reunion episode that isn't focused on shade…why this one?  That…

p.s. @avclub-922bef8cb435badb8dbc882b084ac5bc:disqus: that is possibly the best user name I've ever seen.  thank you for being you.

losing my virginity went about as well as it possibly could have—we were both slightly awkward, pushing 20, and quite enamored of each other—so my (many) embarrassing stories came a little later.

ugh.  I love TLo, but most of their commenters are so fuckin' obnoxious.  there's a definite hive mind there that actually reminds me of not-too-past seasons of PR, where the judges all fellated each other over how much they were in agreement with each other.  (…yes, I do like Zac even though he's smarm personified,…

that line got one of the biggest laughs (well, snorts) out of me this week.  I don't know if I should feel bad, being a woman and all.

the British seem especially weird to me re: Eurovision; their acts are always terrible and they're all "oh, it's cos we don't want to win cos then we'd have to host this embarrassing nonsense" or whatever.  I usually end up rooting for some of the former Soviet/Yugoslav states because they are also terrible but they…

HEY NOW.  Eurovision is a goddamned treasure—a great excuse (as if you needed one) to drink lots of ridiculous cocktails on a Saturday afternoon (it's streamed live!) and make ill-advised bets with friends and just laugh your ass off.  plus, every year there's approximately one (1) genuinely great song that sneaks…

joining the club, @avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus  and @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus —not only am I still horrified at the thought of growing and expelling a child at the ripe age of almost-30, I just…don't…get kids.

@avclub-981ec2327e01401e552164ed7314d4b0:disqus :  madam.  I tip my wig to you.

agreed wholeheartedly.  the last few episodes I've been dying for one of the others to point out that Roxxxy's extremely narrow-minded attitude about the art of drag is completely insulting to Ru, or better yet, for Ru himself to unleash the Ru on that ass.

uuuuuuuggghhhh.  the very second she opened her stupid, humorless, fat (uh, juicy?) mouth, all I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY, we looked at each other and I said, "she thinks she's gonna Rupologize, what a surprise. also, what a FUCKING ASSHOLE."

unrelated:  how have I been liking your comments all over the damn place without realizing that we both have humorous fancy cat avatars?