Wow. Brian Posehn just articulated everything I've ever felt about this song but was unable to put into words because it always just comes out as a stream of nearly-unintelligible profanity.

"Was?"

You were still in middle school, too, right?

Well, you see, I was doing this thing where I type something fucked, *kinda sorta* of making fun of people whose opinion of the Eagles is based on a line from a movie, but mostly just kind of dicking around. Kind of like trolling in a limited way, but less shitty and very non-aggressive. Not so much the "Eggles is a…

You wasted a lot of thinking responding to a joke.

So do I. That was my "real" one.

PISS!

Get your ass back in the bathroom and shave your side BURNS!

If I could go back in time and change one thing about history (other than that, like, whole Hitler thing), I would have had it be the Velvet Underground that the Dude said he fuckin' hated in that movie. Would people quote it as constantly if the line had been, "I hate the fuckin' Velvet Underground, man!" because the…

Omigod, dude! That is SO original of you to post that quote from "The Big Lebowski!" "I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!" Damn! How did you remember such an obscure pop culture reference? I mean, last time I heard somebody quote that movie was, pffft, like never! You ARE a clever so-and-so! I am literally laughing my ass…

Just as long as that's an honest reaction after watching several episodes, and not some damn hippie "watched it for five seconds, heard Southern accents, assumed it was just a show about stupid rednecks going around winning the day be being all bigot-y and ignorant and yelling homophobic slurs at people riding fixies"…

Couldn't they have done ten examples of anti-American sentiments in film and television, and made ten a little louder, and had ten be the top number?

Wait, Wait…Don't Tell Me that!

I'm kind of rooting for the Paula Deen Poop Cruise to be the next story.

@avclub-0a7d7a81e8e3a20e4c34748e98ef45f6:disqus Yeah, you haven't heard? If you say you like one song or album, that immediately means it's the ONLY song or album you've ever heard, and it's the ONLY thing you're even willing to listen to.

Every now and then, something like that 94-second video clip comes along that reminds me that MST3K was, and always will be, the best thing that ever existed, or will ever exist.

"98 Degreee-eees, come out and play-ee-yay!!!"

Who's the twerpy private dick that's a trivia machine to all the chicks?

Yeah, in The Case of the Stomach-Puncher, he's clearly depicted as a scrawny, twerpy little dude.

Safer for the BAND, the MANAGEMENT, the TOUR SPONSORS and everyone who's got a shit-load of money riding on the concerts going off with as few hitches as possible. I wasn't talking about cheaper/safer for the audience, even a little bit.