Hey kids, see that giant wall of Marshall cabinets behind Slayer? See how on each side of the stage there's one little mic pointing at one little speaker on one little cabinet? That's the real cab. It's the sound of that one tiny 10 or 12-inch speaker (plus some digitally processed direct signal, for…

@avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus I thought marijuana was God's way of saying, "Are those Cool Ranch Doritos?"

You could have bashed Friz Freleng in the head with a bat, left him in a coma out in the woods for a week, then shook him awake and forced him to make a cartoon at gunpoint five minutes later, and it would still have been better than that limited animation H-B bull shit from the 1960s.

And I know they only used "Pretty Mary" like, one time (the episode with that Phantom guy thingy), but in my faulty memories, EVERY single episode of the original "SDWAY?" series involved a chase scene set to the song.

Well, I was just making an oblique "late-night weekend Cinemax = channel that ran a lot of jackoff material" reference there, but sure, "Night Flight." Actually never saw it.

*accompanied by "Pretty Mary Sunlight"*

Wasn't a "stop and frisk," it was a DWF…Driving While Felt.

This album cover it still a thousand times better than "Fire Down Under" by Riot, with that whatever-the-fuck-it's-supposed-to-be-THING on it.

Wasn't a glove, was it?

White Zombie showed up the tiniest bit too late for me…I was about 15 and just starting to get into the Ramones, Descendents, Black Flag and shit, and starting to get away from metal.

I think they shelve it until the next season of this shit airs, thinking the appearance by last year's winner will spark interest in the damned thing.

Yeah, if it takes you a year, you're pretty much boned, career-wise. I can't believe it takes a whole year to have a couple sequencer/synth programmers crap out five tracks worth of fucking god-awful backing music for these chodes to sing karaoke over.

The winners all release EPs? How often does that even happen in the world of mainstream pop music?

What does "I see the      s!!!!!!!!!!!" mean?

Around here, they say, "The Voice needs to accept Jesus as its personal Lord and savior."

You're parsing it wrong. It's "Red Acted."

But *I* wanted a recent Tim Burton movie that doesn't blow goats *NOW*.

This.

Kinda hear that. Just listened to "God Is Dead?" for the first time. The bass and drums sound a bit too modern for what my inner 13-year-old wants to hear, but…that riff the review above disparaged as "corny"? Fuckin' EPIC.

I would switch to a Mac tomorrow if they'd called it that.