My Stanza!  Oh, Doug's going to kill me!

Sadly the best we can do is cross species lesbian make out in season 7 of DS9.

Yeah, but that's really just a cover to get interracial kissing or to get two chicks to make out on TV.

"Voyager's movable warp nacelles are supposed to deal with the effect so this episode can be completely sidelined."

"played by Fionnula Flanagan, better known to most of us as Eloise Hawking from Lost)"

Not that this wasn't a really shitty episode (a 'B' really Zack?), but Roddenberry had been dead for like three or four years by this point.  If you're going to blame anyone, blame Braga and Berman, I do.  This episode sucked.

Is that the one where Kira just up and burns down that old man's house?  Because if it is, yeah that was pretty great.

See also:  Zack the Lego maniac

Oh man, I've seen too much!

Ryan had more chemistry with props than she did with Chipotle.  Really weird choice, especially since they'd already hooked up two other characters by that point.

Don't forget about disembodied alien rape.

Yes he is and no he does not.  Still, there is no way in hell I'll ever remember that guy's last name.  The guy who played Odo it is.

Her first appearence on DS9 is pretty decent and most of that is because of Rene Applejuice.  The rest are just about as bad as her worst TNG moments.

Well, O'Brien's first one at least.

What's even more bizarre is they hooked up 7 of 9 and Chipotle out of the blue and for no apparent reason at all by the end of Voyager.  At least with Tom and B'lenna they put in the foot work first.

How you make babby?

Also, you know, wolves look cool.

Oh for crying out loud, just fuck and get it over with!

It's like someone found my hidden folder of very badly done photoshops.

So this is what, the fifth or six time Data has wigged out and threaten the crew and/or ship?  Seems like they would have tried to knock this shit out by now.