nothing ever happened
Song of the year?

"Dickhole" is not an insult that gets used enough. I appreciate your support for this most evocative of terms.

two possibilites
1. Pixies' reunion tour. I was too young to have seen them the first time, and they're my favorite band. I didn't think I would get to, and yet, there they were. After they finished their set, I thought, "that was great, but I wish they had played 'Caribou.'" Their encore? "Caribou." Perfect. Plus, it…

Really, Bright Eyes right after Cassadaga? I saw them right before Cassadaga and they were dull and interminable. They couldn't have been more than three months apart, what was so good when you saw them?

need-to-know
Is he still fat? I want to see fat Eminem. Perhaps he's waited so long to release anything because he needed to get his weight under control first.

That's what I was thinking of, "Akelah and the Bee." I thought this movie had been made already.

new york
All New York is is luxury condos. Just once I'd like to see a building being constructed that isn't new, high-rise condos being marketed by fucking Corcoran. Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

Fuck you

Kyle MacLachlan
Does he deserve a better career, or was his work in Lynch projects a fluke? Could this be a question for anyone on this list?

Clifton Collins Jr.
turned in a good performance in "The Rules of Attraction," but his storyline was the weakest part of the movie. The New Cult Canon entry on that movie contradicts his description here.

sure, they look stupid
but imagine how comfortable they must be. Some of you must wear heavy coats in the winter, right? Do you look cool in those? Think about it: you lay under a blanket and read without your arms getting cold. That's a useful invention.

I still can't get over the unrestrained douchiness of that move.

Oh man, that was hilarious. Also, the scene where he walks through a train station smacking people in the face? Priceless.

kyle maclachlan
I believe Agent Dale Cooper's classy performance deserves more acknowledgment than just a single sentence. Seriously, what the fuck is Kyle Maclachlan doing in this movie?

Mystikal
is totally brilliant. He came closer than other rapper to capturing the spirit of James Brown. He raps like a snare drum. His voice is so percussive and huge he almost sounds like a marching band. Too bad he's such a horrible person.

A few years ago, I went through a phase where every night I would get stoned and listen to either "Tonight's the Night," "Disintegration," or the Afghan Whigs' "Gentlemen." Those nights cemented my top three downer albums. Also, I can only listen to "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" with a good deal of mental…

No nomination for Tracy Morgan?
This is untoward!

Dizzee rascal
Is a Martian.

You know what's a good song?
That N.E.R.D. song, "Everybody Nose." I just heard it for the first time yesterday, but I've listened to it about 5 times today. A great big dumb hook. Irresistible.

Money to mouth?
Ewww! Don't you girls know what's on money? Shit! That's what!