There was also a big, much-hyped contest where the winner didn't get to do anything.

This sounds awful
I'm thinking TV Club double-bill with "Celebrity Rehab."

Daft Punk/Kanye
Should have been much more awesome than it was. Also, why does Kanye West continue to wear those glasses? They look foolish, and probably prevent vision, especially if they're glowing. Furthermore, "Hey Mama" will always suck, no matter whatever personal significance it has.

24
Wasn't that weird-looking woman on 24? Who will be Jack Bauer's awkwardly underdeveloped love interest now?

Early Hater?
My whole day is fucked up now. Thanks a lot.

I'm surprised
that "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" is not even mentioned here. Were foreign films ineligible? Was it actually released in 2006? For such an excellent movie to not even garner an honorable mention seems an oversight.

Sleepy….
This band is more effective than Ambien.

Queensryche
The world's biggest David Lynch fans.

you know…
Chuck Klosterman has been doing hypothetical questions for years, and his are even better.

Yay!
I love this movie! I love My Year Of Flops! Sometimes, life works out, and good things don't have to end.

Jack johnson
Why him? Why not Miley Cyrus? It's the same demographic.

Fuck this band
For pretending that the Afghan Whigs never existed.

Rump
Like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Certainly a wimp
Bjork is much more fierce. Now that is something I'd like to see, Bjork beating the shit out of Chris Martin.

K-Fed
looks like Morrissey in reverse.

Treadmill
Liz Lemon drunk on her treadmill at 7 AM is funny because it's true.

30 rock tonight!
Today is a good day.

Who wins?
Jawbreaker or Jawbox?

Goddamn!
All I do is double post. Motherfucking internet ghosts fucking with my posting.

My friend's dad
Was Dave Attell's roommate about 25 years ago. He said all he did was watch TV.