…to Horrible Jack Ryan.

The douche-void is not gonna fill itself, and there aren't any Hangover sequels coming up.

It would've been slightly better without Charlie Day.

T.Hanks, diabetes.

"imagine how well the legal system would run if every trial was resolved in 24 hours by pointing guns and yelling"

Not since season 4.

Forlorn or forporn?

Surprise, moneyfucker!

There can only be one Dawes.

How about "Charlie Sheen's Breakfast"?

John Norris agrees.

Let me know when you have $75 million…or $1,500.

I prefer "Marxist Pinko Commie," but thank you anyway.

"I'm rich, BITCH."

@avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus See what you did? Now I HAVE to fix it!

Case in point, Mitt Romney.

$75 Million? Breaking Bank!

As musician, he makes one hell on an actor.

I'll just watch.

I think Oliver Stone is just fucking with you guys.