Nobody out-douches Kanye! Nobody!

Ivan too? How many Reitmans does it take?

Jason Reitman is REALLY trying to bring "serious" Adam Sandler back.

Alzheimer's a female dog.

Just like Netflix.

Paul Giamatti needs to stop making shitty videos with his iPhone.

Like this if you came here after watching "Hoosiers."

I'll stick with the horse meatballs, but thank you.

"Ryan Gosling was pursued to play Christian Grey, but refused on the grounds that he’s already Ryan Gosling."

I have had it with these motherfuckin' snake blowjobs on this motherfuckin' show!

"Fuck this career!"
— Val Kilmer after "Heat"

Nice cover logo. Is the album called "LER TEF ROK"?

"Fuck this planet!"
— Val Kilmer in "Red Planet"

Arcade Fire wants the job, right?

You are either just fucking with me or you just haven't seen Chappelle's "Black White Supremacist" skit. Also, "Black" when used as a proper noun, is capitalized.

Sorry, got carried away with my '09 style Hipster-bashing there.

Hipster Intellectualism example #1,542.

With Martin Short instead of  Martin Lawrence.

It's like "Bad Boys," but with White guys.

Has anyone told him he's actually Black guy yet?