That's what happens when you make your password "12345."

STOP SENDING NEGATIVE VIBES TO CHRIS!

I've got the runs today. What are the odds.

Don't fuck with Karate Kid, you damn Eurotrash Hipsters!

I wonder how much kiddie porn he had on his 24MB of disk space.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus Or what part of "Hipster" don't you understand?

You watched Buffy? There is no hope for you.

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No textin' & drivin', folks! AT&T wants you to stay alive so they can sell your personal info to the highest bidder.

"The Hanni-Breaking-Balls Club."

Jesus H. Christ on speedballs. Can we just get it over with and rename this site "The Breaking Bad Club*" already???

The thing is, there are no good WASP comedians.

The drive-in theater is where go for the blowjob, not the movie.

Do they really expect us to watch "The Expendables 3" on those shoddy screens and no surround sound?

Well done, Schager. Now I dare you to find the original "SWAG" movie.

Only those who are still waiting for a Hootie & the Blowfish reunion.

I've selectered not to listen to this.

Haven't you learned? You don't pitch the bitch!

Woody Allen?

I've ACTUALLY seen a child being born. Trust me, I'd rather watch "Fast & Furious."