People still speculate about Vin Diesel's movie roles?

He owns acres and acres of land in Wyoming, so yeah, no.

Just don't ask anything about Calista's weight.

GET OFF MY COMIC-CON!

Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid Nazi costume?

Hugh has not aged well. He's looking like England's response to Gary Busey. 

It's never too early to get hammered on a Friday.

Vertically challenged.

HouZ M.D?

JOHNNY DEPP YA QUEEAH!

Moonrise Kingdom 2, a.k.a "Harrison Ford's Sloppy Seconds."

But he's clearly out of his element.

Inglorious Snobterds.

Seriously, I was just about to say "Bob Balaban or GFTO."

Or Marky Mark!

That's John Goodman's role.

And as usual, Matt Damon plays a boob.

Especially the Illinois ones.

It's almost like the Wes Anderson version of "The Expendables."

Does the "Abramovic Method" involve buying English Premier League teams?