Willis was replaced by Harrison Ford? Time to go Solo, Bruce.

"Sly, what would you do if you had an extra million dollars?"

To be fair, I've never heard "Summer of '69" at Starbucks.

Let's not give A&E and The History Channel any new ideas, shall we?

Or most importantly, why does it/he/she want to run some blades?

No Vangelis either, I hope.

Laces out, Houston!

Samuel L. Jackson or GTFO

Kelly's cookie jar.

The main attraction will be the "Bill Ward Taco Stand."

But there is a CSI:MIAMI…"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Willie, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

#changemydiapernurse

The world was a better place before Twatter.

Nobody knows how they fucking work!

Paula Patton or GTFO.

Fucking Trekkies, who needs them?

This story gives "War Pigs" a whole new meaning.

Guillermo Del Toro?

Two words: Celine Dion.