There can only be one.

Still doesn't make up for Titanic.

What is this? A house for golden ants???

Dad, is that you?

"It has also been reported that the movie will feature a talking computer"

PUT THAT SCRIPT DOWN! Scripts are for closers only.

"Sorry, but his character is Finn-ished."

How come Marky Mark wasn't there to stop these bastids?

"All right, be scientific, douchebag. Identify the…movie roles… design the script… careful project selection."

"All right, be scientific, douchebag. Identify the…movie roles… design the script… careful project selection."

Damn Geeks.

I thought The Cult was the biggest cult band in the world.

"2 Guns 2 Furious," starring The Rock.

And kill Sorkin's retirement account.

TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL!!!

"Indiana Smith and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucking."

…sadness, Melon Collie.

This movie was supposed to be HUGHES.

Shirt just got real.

my mom danced to that one nines ich nail songs back when she was a striper.