Shitford & Cunts.

Is that you, Reposted a7x Fan?

They are for people who cannot get enough Oopma-Loompas.

"I am too getting too old for this shit, but it's OK cause I'm a nihilist motherfucker."

I always thought The Lumineers and Mumford & Sons were the same band.

Now that The Simpsons is moving to cable, will they include Lifetime and Hallmark Channel movie references?

Leave Romney's tax deduction out of this.

Just wait until Bain Capital acquires the rights to the show.

It's no longer in development. It was aborted.

Seriously. Did they run out of shirtless Robin Williams pics?

Yes, but have you seen dead people?

Or  National Treasure sequels, while Nic Cage is on sabbatical.

Needs more Michael Caine.

Jeremy Renner and Bradley Cooper seriously need to chill the fuck out and stop making movies for a while.

Bay Harbor Butcher, is that you?

It's a kiddie pool, not a man-child pool.

I tried the silversun pickup line on my neighbor once. It didn't work.

"Zoolander" is Terence Mallick's fav flick? I can picture Hansel saying "You can Mallick my balls, Capitan!"

It thought it was pretty Mitty myself.

Owen Wilson, is that you?