Ben, you never go full retard, man.

His brother The Dude fucking hates farts…and The Eagles.

The fartings will continue until the morale improves.

A Supernatural spinoff? Fucking Santana should've retired back in the 70's.

You always double-down on shitty song titles. Always. No matter what.

So many spinoffs! Never go full Pedowitz.

I have to "praise you" for this comment (like I should).

"Keep fulking that chicken," she always said.

Who the fulk is this?

"Songs about having sex with underage women."

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to cancel a bitch?

Erik Estrada has a sex tape?

I can't wait until Family Guy becomes the Cable Guy.

Like Nickelback covering Kings of Leon…or vice versa.

You laugh, but Rob Schneider made out a carer out of this.

There can only be one…Forever The Sickest Kids guitar player.

Only if you kill the volume.

And write a song about it.

Kid Rock gone hipster.

Commando is the way to go.