The 80's had a lot of crap music, but it was also a decade that had a lot of great music— music that will outlive the decade— or year— or month— in which it was made. You can't say that about the current scene.

A lot of people dismiss the Welch-Kirwan-Perfect era without a thought, but that lineup put out at least two great albums, and Future Games might be my all-time FM favorite.

It's not your fault— your parents were monsters.

I'll have a normal beer, because I'm normal.

I am disappointed. From the headline picture I thought that someone had actually made Simple Jack.

The other big change from the original lyrics:

Class action lawsuit = free "Neal F**kin' Diamond" t-shirts for everyone!

Truman as one of the most vile individuals in history? Piffle. You're the president, and you have two rational choices: 1. use this new bomb and end the war quickly; 2. Don't use it and instead invade Japan at the cost of god knows how many American and Japanese lives.

Mom, I want you to stand right there for a minute and look at the little camera in the red box.

After reading this, one thought moved all the other thoughts out of my brain:

The problem wasn't that JJ Abrams's reboot was "slightly different" from the original series. The problem is that, aside from some great special effects, both movies sucked.

Come on, Stanley— who reads past the first 140 characters? Context is for losers.

Moves to proceed. Unless she is pantomiming.

If I never hear the term "sit Shiva" again it will be too soon.

Someone should tell Jessica Biel that she has a tick on her forehead.

Next up: The Rainy Day Patriot

The Bourne Rehash

I just clicked through because I wanted to see what Adam Ant is up to these days.

Plimsouls- A Million Miles Away

Pogues- Sunny Side of the Street